Overheard

This child is so funny.
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On Christmas Eve he was kind of grouchy. He didn’t want to leave Grandma’s house to go home to bed.
To which I, of course, replied that we had to go home to bed so Santa could come cause he only brings toys to good kids.
Eli: “Well I don’t like Santa.”
Me: “Why not?”
Eli: “And he doesn’t like me.”
Me: “Yes he does”
Regan: ” He likes all kids”
Eli: “Nope. Not me. He doesn’t like little boys.”
Me: “How do you know that?”
Eli: “He told me”
Me: “When?”
Eli: “2:30.”
Alden: “Yeah, well where were you?”
Eli: “In the North Pole” (said in a tone indicating obviously)
Alden & Lucy start laughing.
Me: “Eli he likes you and he’ll bring you some presents tonight.”
Eli: “I don’t want them. You can give them to Oliver.”
Me: “What about the train set you asked for?”
Eli: “Our baby can have them. I don’t want to go to bed.”

And he CAN NOT stop kissing everyone. But especially Oliver. I am worried it is going to scar the poor child.
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